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If You Give A Boy A Bow-tie
If you give a boy a bow-tie, people will tell him that he is cute.
Pretty soon his brother will get jealous and start wearing bow ties too. If you give a brother a bow tie, pretty soon he will want a fedora to go with it.
If you give a kindergartener a fedora, he will suddenly remember his suspenders. If he gets his suspenders, he will refuse to wear pants with them.
If a boy refuses pants, a mom will have to fight it and end up explaining that while Jesus didn’t have to wear pants to school, I am not Mary and until he can turn water into wine he has to wear pants.
When he wears pants he will take off his suspenders, no longer looking like A Sound of Music extra and will want a picture.
If a Mom…
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