All Creatures Great and Small and Dead

So there I was, after 3 fast food meals, 7 days away from home, and 12 hours on the road, scrubbing owl poop from every carpet, tile, couch, pillow, book, table, counter, and LEGO in my house. My kitchen smells like a pet store. This owl's Santa game sucked. My living room smells like an…

The Eyes Have Had It

I'm just as sick of saying/typing/thinking "The Pandemic" as you are. So, let's call it something else. Like, Jessica. "Are you alive?" Jessica has wrecked a lot of stuff. We don't need to list them. I've lived on islands and in deserts much of my adult life; isolation isn't the problem. While I've had a…

Home is Where the Art Is

It hasn't been the best year, but I can honestly say I've had worse. However, 2020 wins for Grossest Reoccurring Question in the Fishburne House : "Why are there still slugs in my kitchen?!" * The Little House, by Virginia Lee Burton, was one of my favorites as a kid. I was a huge believer…